Hi there:   So you have taken a look at my page or you have seen me perform and you just have to book me for your event.  Please send me a note below and we can chat about how I can bring the right kind of humour to your world. 

If you have not heard back from me within 24hrs (most likely less than that) let’s just assume that technology is having a laugh, literally, at my expense.  So, in that case, do the old fashion thing and give me a call on the phone or send an email to the address below and I will get back to you right away.

Heather D.  Swain                                                                                                                                                                                Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

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